Looking forward to peeing in pools this summer.

This was me as a kid sitting up on the last row refusing to be in the Shamu’s soak zone at Sea World. I

This Wednesday at Steve Allen Theater 8 pm! My one person show “Melissa!” This show will entail of embarrassing photos, drawings, my stand-up, and my songs.

Had to regram this from @catzwithbowties !!! Oh man how cute is this!!?

Very excited for my sister’s graduation this week! She drew this in my calendar a while back so I wouldn’t forget. Hah

Who do my bangs think they are?!!

monypony:

omg <3

Middle seat party.

Had a blast at Central Washington University!! Thank you for having me! You made me so happy for understanding my humor 😊!!

Just drew this while waiting to board my next flight to Yakima.